Ripoff
Roared on Aug 31st, 2009 12:36pm in Doodles was tagged with The Bird, Blood, and has 1 comments.
Because sometimes you just want to rip off your head and give someone the finger, all while smiling about it.
Epic History Lesson: Paulapalooza '05
Roared on Aug 26th, 2009 11:13am in Miscellaneous was tagged with Party, and has 2 comments.
The first semi-annual Paulapalooza! festival was held in my parents’ back yard on August 6th, 2005—and it was epic. Truth be told, laziness has been the sole factor in it not happening since—well… that and being too drunk to organize such an event.
One day I called up my parents and said, “Hey! How much do you love me? Cause you’re going to throw me a party on your boat and in your backyard in which me and my friends get really drunk.
” I guess they must really love me, because they replied, “Only if we're invited.
”
A balloon tied to the mailbox is the international symbol for party over here. My mother picked this balloon out specially for me. Seriously, she found it as hilarious as we did.
This… this is my party face.
Also, it turns out that I’m one of those guys that just isn’t comfortable in the summer with a shirt on. Sorry, that’s just how it is. To those that have a problem with it, be happy I put pants on.
I’m classy like this. At all times.
So here’s your history lesson for the day: What happens when you get a bunch of college kids together and someone passes out? Well… they break out sharpies and have some fun. I think he was more angry that we wrote FUPA ↓ on his stomach than the penii that were ejaculating on his arms.
Images altered to provide victims of the Paulasaurus Rex with anonymity. No douches were harmed while photographing this party. All photos courtesy Jesse Mullan, used with permission.
Grey Matter
Roared on Aug 24th, 2009 12:28pm in Doodles was tagged with Brain, and has 2 comments.
Today is one of those days in which my brain is working extra hard. Want to come and pick at it? Maybe just poke it like this little guy.
This was doodled some time in early 2006.
Smashy Smashy
Roared on Aug 23rd, 2009 11:45pm in Doodles was tagged with Hammer, and has 0 comments.
Seriously. A hammer would be spectacular right about now.
Poadu (Party)
Roared on Aug 19th, 2009 9:04pm in Doodles was tagged with Party, and has 2 comments.
It’s my party and I’ll wave my arms, scream, and pop my eyes out of my head if I want to.
I doodled this on my birthday in 2006. I had a pretty sweet 23rd birthday that year. I think. Actually, I have no recollection of what happened that day. I probably drank too much and turned into a dinosaur.
